Condescending Wonka

So you believe the Cleveland browns will win the superbowl next year did i tell you i just saw elvis flyng on a magic carpet?

So you believe the Cleveland browns will win the superbowl next year did i tell you i just saw elvis flyng on a magic carpet?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet douchebag.

Oh, you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet douchebag.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you say totes, cray cray, and yolo? You must have so much swag

Oh you say totes, cray cray, and yolo?  You must have so much swag  Condescending Wonka

You're pissed that One Direction walked on Abbey Road Please, give me one number from the album

You're pissed that One Direction walked on Abbey Road Please, give me one number from the album  Condescending Wonka

So someone rammed into you? please tell me more about how you are the wrong guy to fuck with

So someone rammed into you? please tell me more about how you are the wrong guy to fuck with  Condescending Wonka

Pedestrians have the right of way? You must be new here.

Pedestrians have the right of way? You must be new here.  Condescending Wonka

You post pictures of your underage drinking on Facebook? You must be astoundingly intelligent

You post pictures of your underage drinking on Facebook? You must be astoundingly intelligent  Condescending Wonka

You read the walking dead comics? you must know exactly what happens next

You read the walking dead comics? you must know exactly what happens next  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you found a cheaper photographer ? Can't wait to see your amazing camera phone pictures !

Oh, so you found a cheaper photographer ? Can't wait to see your amazing camera phone pictures !  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're my parents? you must be right about everything

Oh, you're my parents? you must be right about everything  Condescending Wonka
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