Condescending Wonka

So you finished a mud run? Go on about how you are an athletic warrior now.

So you finished a mud run? Go on about how you are an athletic warrior now.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think Dave Matthews is the greatest musician ever? You must have excellent taste in music.

Oh, you think Dave Matthews is the greatest musician ever? You must have excellent taste in music.  Condescending Wonka

Oh ur a rapper? Tell me about all the records uve sold

Oh ur a rapper? Tell me about all the records uve sold  Condescending Wonka

You wear boxing gloves in pictures You must be tough

You wear boxing gloves in pictures You must be tough  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't know who is? Please let me google that for you

Oh, you don't know who <American> is? Please let me google that for you  Condescending Wonka

So you battle to promote your music? I'll be sure to have a listen.

So you battle to promote your music? I'll be sure to have a listen.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you fuck bitches and get money? continue on with your inspiring insight to life

oh, you fuck bitches and get money? continue on with your inspiring insight to life  Condescending Wonka

oh, you teach geography You must know all about Loompaland

oh, you teach geography You must know all about Loompaland  Condescending Wonka

'Bring on the madness'? I'm sure your weekends rival those of Phil Alan and Stu.

'Bring on the madness'? I'm sure your weekends rival those of Phil Alan and Stu.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just posted your purchased Mega Millions ticket on Facebook? Tell me how much you've always cared about playing the lottery

Oh, you just posted your purchased Mega Millions ticket on Facebook? Tell me how much you've always cared about playing the lottery  Condescending Wonka
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