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oh you play baseball you must be so athletic

oh you play baseball you must be so athletic  Condescending Wonka

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oh, you took pictures of One direction in niagara falls? tell me more about how sexy they are  Condescending Wonka

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oh, you hate slytherin house  because theyre depicted as bad wizards You must be so authentic  Condescending Wonka

You don't want any more "dislike button" notifications? I'm sure complaining about it will make them stop.

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Oh, it's your birthday? Please be sure to "Thank everyone for the birthday wishes" on facebook

Oh, it's your birthday? Please be sure to

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Oh, other people's posts aren't funny enough for you?
 Please tell me how your

Oh, you chugged a beer? Please adamantly explain to me how drunk you are

Oh, you chugged a beer? Please adamantly explain to me how drunk you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to ADTR please tell me all about how much you love screamo.

Oh you listen to ADTR please tell me all about  how much you love screamo.  Condescending Wonka

Raggs closed? Please tell me where you plan to get your STDs and girls with braces from now?

Raggs closed? Please tell me where you plan to get your STDs and girls with braces from now?   Condescending Wonka

Oh your team doesn't have 3 starting allstars? Please continue telling me how your team is better than the giants.

Oh your team doesn't have 3 starting allstars? Please continue telling me how your team is better than the giants.  Condescending Wonka
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