Condescending Wonka

You just got a labret piercing like all your friends? How anti-conformist of you

You just got a labret piercing like all your friends? How anti-conformist of you  Condescending Wonka

You like to make passive-aggressive facebook statuses that start with "dear ______"? That'll show 'em.

You like to make passive-aggressive facebook statuses that start with

Oh, You Say you're from Detroit? Interesting, I didn't know every suburb was also named Detroit

Oh, You Say you're from Detroit? Interesting, I didn't know every suburb was also named Detroit  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to be a graphic designer? Please, enlighten me with your superior knowledge of composition and helvetica

Oh, you want to be a graphic designer? Please, enlighten me with your superior knowledge of composition and helvetica  Condescending Wonka

You've been in the same base level job for fifeteen years? Tell me why university is a waste of time.

You've been in the same base level job for fifeteen years? Tell me why university is a waste of time.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Beat A Freshman at Pong? You must feel like such a champ

Oh, You Beat A Freshman at Pong? You must feel like such a champ  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were invited to the summer program? You must be very talented.

Oh, you were invited to the summer program? You must be very talented.  Condescending Wonka

SO some one is your secret admirer on valentines day thats original

SO some one is your secret admirer on valentines day thats original  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're on "the List" Funny, You're STILL IN COLLEGE

Oh, you're on

Miss you. Thank you for coming in today.

Miss you.  Thank you for coming in today.  Condescending Wonka
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