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Who gives a fuck how many strings your guitar has? just play the motherfucker.

Who gives a fuck how many strings your guitar has? just play the motherfucker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're pregnant on April Fool's day? How amazingly creative.

Oh, you're pregnant on April Fool's day? How amazingly creative.  Condescending Wonka

So you're excited for the NFL draft? Don't listen to what anyone else says the third round is Great!

So you're excited for the NFL draft? Don't listen to what anyone else says the third round is Great!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Quebec wants a team by next season Please tell me how that stadium is coming along?

Oh, Quebec wants a team by next season Please tell me how that stadium is coming along?
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Tell me again how many fucks do you give?

Tell me again how many fucks do you give?  Condescending Wonka

You made your girlfriend delete guys off facebook? Tell me more of how secure you are

You made your girlfriend delete guys off facebook? Tell me more of how secure you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took an arrow to the knee? Please, tell me how before that happened, you used to be an adventurer like me.

Oh, you took an arrow to the knee? Please, tell me how before that happened, you used to be an adventurer like me.  Condescending Wonka

You Got a new hummer? Tell me again about your huge penis.

You Got a new hummer? Tell me again about your huge penis.  Condescending Wonka

You use instagram on all your photos Tell me all about how natural your beauty is

You use instagram on all your photos Tell me all about how natural your beauty is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Goodell upheld the Saints Penalties? Please, NFL, tell me again how fair your appeals process is.

Oh, Goodell upheld the Saints Penalties? Please, NFL, tell me again how fair your appeals process is.  Condescending Wonka
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