Condescending Wonka

Oh, You called? Sorry i dont use my cell phone

Oh, You called? Sorry i dont use my cell phone  Condescending Wonka

your myriad of fake diseases amuses me

your myriad of fake diseases amuses me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're obnoxious and condescending about your atheism? I'll bet you're the most popular kid in school

Oh, you're obnoxious and condescending about your atheism? I'll bet you're the most popular kid in school  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a canada goose jacket? please tell me how expensive it was

Oh, you wear a canada goose jacket? please tell me how expensive it was  Condescending Wonka

Did you just say differentiated instruction? Now I'm interested!

Did you just say differentiated instruction? Now I'm interested!  Condescending Wonka

You spent 750 at Patagonia? who gives a fuck

You spent 750 at Patagonia? who gives a fuck  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you associate yourself with the word "swag"? I see you're definitely on the cutting edge of coolness.

Oh, you associate yourself with the word

So you don't like the new Avett Brothers song? Please tell me what it's like being miserable.

So you don't like the new Avett Brothers song? Please tell me what it's like being miserable.  Condescending Wonka

Tell me all about how you're an expert at them. Oh, I didn't use the meme the right way?

Tell me all about how you're an expert at them. Oh, I didn't use the meme the right way?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can make a broom stand up all by itself? You must be magical

Oh, you can make a broom stand up all by itself? You must be magical  Condescending Wonka
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