Condescending Wonka

My lotion, fabric softener, & hair gel smells are suffocating you? Please, tell me more while you light up your next cigarette.

My lotion, fabric softener, & hair gel smells are suffocating you? Please, tell me more while you light up your next cigarette.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw on Facebook something happened in court today Please, tell me all about how you know so much about ObamaCare

Oh, you saw on Facebook something happened in court today Please, tell me all about how you know so much about ObamaCare  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the new Madea movie isn't any good? So the sky is still blue, then?

Oh, the new Madea movie isn't any good? So the sky is still blue, then?  Condescending Wonka

So a boy talked to you? They must be so in love with you

So a boy talked to you? They must be so in love with you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in college and a democrat? Tell me more about how impenetrable your moral character is to the popular media

Oh, you're in college and a democrat? Tell me more about how impenetrable your moral character is to the popular media  Condescending Wonka

SO you're really good at poker? i bet all the regulars at the casino hate playing with you

SO you're really good at poker? i bet all the regulars at the casino hate playing with you  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're tired? farmville must have been excruciating today

Oh you're tired? farmville must have been excruciating today  Condescending Wonka

Know what is best about liars? How much bullshit they think they can feed you

Know what is best about liars? How much bullshit they think they can feed you  Condescending Wonka

Your pain is a 10/10? Must be from dragging that IV pole to go smoke

Your pain is a 10/10? Must be from dragging that IV pole to go smoke  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Laker Hater? Tell me how many championships your team has won.

Oh, you're a Laker Hater? Tell me how many championships your team has won.  Condescending Wonka
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