Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a retro camera Tell me how to capture all of life's deepest beauty

Oh, you have a retro camera Tell me how to capture all of life's deepest beauty   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink but you don't smoke weed? tell me more about how alcohol isn't really a drug

Oh, you drink but you don't smoke weed? tell me more about how alcohol isn't really a drug  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to move to California out of high school and be care free? No please, tell me more of your infinite knowledge of how the world works

Oh, you're going to move to California out of high school and be care free? No please, tell me more of your infinite knowledge of how the world works  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're black and you don't support Obama You must be very enlightened

Oh, you're black and you don't support Obama You must be very enlightened  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you have a fetish for dinosaurs and zombies? what a quirky personality you must have

oh, so you have a fetish for dinosaurs and zombies? what a quirky personality you must have  Condescending Wonka

Oh you can play "smoke on the water" on the piano? You must be a very talented musician

Oh you can play

Spent four years and $160,000 on Cornell Engineering? You must be so good at building things

Spent four years and $160,000 on Cornell Engineering? You must be so good at building things  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are majoring in English? Please show me your wisdom by correcting grammar on Facebook

Oh you are majoring in English? Please show me your wisdom by correcting grammar on Facebook  Condescending Wonka

oh, its cloudy out and you're going to wear rain boots to class? how original you are

oh, its cloudy out and you're going to wear rain boots to class? how original you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hurt your leg training? Please, tell me about the intensity of your sport

Oh, you hurt your leg training? Please, tell me about the intensity of your sport  Condescending Wonka
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