Condescending Wonka

So you want to date Lana Lang? You must be new here

So you want to date Lana Lang? You must be new here  Condescending Wonka

your birkenstocks look well broken in you must go to sooooo many music festivals

your birkenstocks look well broken in you must go to sooooo many music festivals  Condescending Wonka

You were right, my arts degree was completely worthless I'm sure you'll find a job in the tech industry just as easily

You were right, my arts degree was completely worthless I'm sure you'll find a job in the tech industry just as easily  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're suicidal? Hang in there

Oh, you're suicidal? Hang in there  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your band covered the latest katy perry song? You must be getting so many likes on facebook right now

Oh, your band covered the latest katy perry song? You must be getting so many likes on facebook right now  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're angrily waving your arms at me? That sure makes me want to speed up

Oh you're angrily waving your arms at me? That sure makes me want to speed up  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have Instagram? Tell me more about your life as a professional photographer...

Oh, you have Instagram? Tell me more about your life as a professional photographer...  Condescending Wonka

Oh you like taking pictures with you $500 camera? You must be a model

Oh you like taking pictures with you $500 camera? You must be a model  Condescending Wonka

Enter crass opinion here: ___________

Enter crass opinion here:
___________   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you used "poor comeback" That's original Caption 3 goes here

Oh, you used
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