Condescending Wonka

You're quitting facebook because it's "dead"? I know you're going to be twitter famous one day.

You're quitting facebook because it's

You "go hard" five nights a week and have a 4.0? tell me again how challenging your institution of higher learning is.

You

Oh, you can play Wonderwall on guitar? You must be planning your tour dates soon.

Oh, you can play Wonderwall on guitar? You must be planning your tour dates soon.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

You're in high school and watch Teen Mom? Tell me again how you would do a much better job

You're in high school and watch Teen Mom? Tell me again how you would do a much better job  Condescending Wonka

So you go to KSU? I thought all the smart people went to UGA.

So you go to KSU? I thought all the smart people went to UGA.  Condescending Wonka

your 6 foot 4, 120 pounds, and have a six pack? you must workout so hard

your 6 foot 4, 120 pounds, and have a six pack?  you must workout so hard  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your Celica has a black stripe and a hood scoop? Tell me more about how you win races

Oh, your Celica has a black stripe and a hood scoop? Tell me more about how you win races  Condescending Wonka

Oh you like Drake? Do you listen to him er' day er' day?

Oh you like Drake? Do you listen to him er' day er' day?  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you mix levels into every set you do just for the ladies Tell me more about your imaginary sex life

Oh so you mix levels into every set you do just for the ladies Tell me more about your imaginary sex life   Condescending Wonka
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