Condescending Wonka

A hologram makes you stronger? A visa card must give you superpowers

A hologram makes you stronger? A visa card must give you superpowers  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're sad biggie smalls died? Please, tell me how you were always such close friends

Oh you're sad biggie smalls died?  Please, tell me how you were always such close friends   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play time coded vinyl? Please tell me about how much you hate laptop djs

Oh, you play time coded vinyl? Please tell me about how much you hate laptop djs  Condescending Wonka

YOU ONLY CAME IN FOR A FEW GROCERIES, BUT ENDED UP WITH MORE? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT ONE

YOU ONLY CAME IN FOR A FEW GROCERIES, BUT ENDED UP WITH MORE? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT ONE  Condescending Wonka

You like to condescend people based on their opinion? Please tell me how you know sooo much better then they.

You like to condescend people based on their opinion? Please tell me how you know sooo much better then they.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're witty and condescending on the internet? I bet that translates well into the real world.

Oh you're witty and condescending on the internet? 
 I bet that translates well into the real world.  Condescending Wonka

I see you wrote a meaningful status Please tell me again how deep and philosophical you are

I see you wrote a meaningful status Please tell me again how deep and philosophical you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Jill and Chris. You got yourselves a puppy? You must know exactly what it's like to raise a child.

Oh, Jill and Chris. You got yourselves a puppy? You must know exactly what it's like to raise a child.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're on vacation...... I couldn't tell from all the facebook check-ins

Oh, you're on vacation...... I couldn't tell from all the facebook check-ins  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're over your ex? I can tell by the way you mention his name every five seconds

Oh you're over your ex? I can tell by the way you mention his name every five seconds  Condescending Wonka
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