Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're favorite Foxy Shazam song is "I like it?" You must be their biggest fan

Oh, you're favorite Foxy Shazam song is

Oh, your flipping off the camera in your facebook profile picture? I bet you're a real bad ass.

Oh, your flipping off the camera in your facebook profile picture? I bet you're a real bad ass.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you suck at softball? All those other teams must take it too serious.

Oh you suck at softball? All those other teams must take it too serious.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a volkswagen tell me about all your problems

Oh, you drive a volkswagen tell me about all your problems  Condescending Wonka

You've got a system for playing the lottery? Wow, you must win all the time!

You've got a system for playing the lottery?  Wow, you must win all the time!    Condescending Wonka

Oh, so u do balloons Please tell me more about how u bang your head off the wall

Oh, so u do balloons Please tell me more about how u bang your head off the wall  Condescending Wonka

So you hit the gym hard for 30 minutes? You must have got a really good pump going

So you hit the gym hard for 30 minutes?
 You must have got a really good pump going  Condescending Wonka

You're in a Psych 101 Class ? Freud better watch his ass

You're in a Psych 101 Class ? Freud better watch his ass  Condescending Wonka

Really, you play guitar? You taught yourself? That's amazing! I'll bet your really good.

Really, you play guitar? You taught yourself? That's amazing! I'll bet your really good.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you think that Ricky Stenhouse Jr. is in love with you? Please explain to me why you don't belong in an institution.

Oh, so you think that Ricky Stenhouse Jr. is in love with you?  Please explain to me why you don't belong in an institution.   Condescending Wonka
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