Condescending Wonka

Oh, your flipping off the camera in your facebook profile picture? I bet you're a real bad ass.

Oh, your flipping off the camera in your facebook profile picture? I bet you're a real bad ass.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you suck at softball? All those other teams must take it too serious.

Oh you suck at softball? All those other teams must take it too serious.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a volkswagen tell me about all your problems

Oh, you drive a volkswagen tell me about all your problems  Condescending Wonka

You've got a system for playing the lottery? Wow, you must win all the time!

You've got a system for playing the lottery?  Wow, you must win all the time!    Condescending Wonka

Oh, so u do balloons Please tell me more about how u bang your head off the wall

Oh, so u do balloons Please tell me more about how u bang your head off the wall  Condescending Wonka

You saw the avengers last weekend? then please spoil the entire movie for people who didn't

You saw the avengers last weekend? then please spoil the entire movie for people who didn't  Condescending Wonka

oh,you hate that all the boys on fb "creep" on you? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact you post slutty pictures every other day.

oh,you hate that all the boys on fb

Oh, so you just finished law school? Please, tell me how difficult studying for the bar exam is.

Oh, so you just finished law school? Please, tell me how difficult studying for the bar exam is.  Condescending Wonka

Your done with freshman year of college? You must be the only one

Your done with freshman year of college? You must be the only one   Condescending Wonka

Oh do tell me how your trust fund only lets you afford a 2011 porsche while in college.

Oh do tell me how your trust fund only lets you   afford a 2011 porsche while in college.   Condescending Wonka
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