Condescending Wonka

oh, you like asking alexandria? they must be the heaviest band to exist

oh, you like asking alexandria? they must be the heaviest band to exist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you do science olympiad? you must be really good at science

Oh, you do science olympiad? you must be really good at science  Condescending Wonka

Oh, school is stressing you out? You must be the only one.

Oh, school is stressing you out? You must be the only one.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't consider Catholics to be Christians? Refresh my memory, who compiled the Bible?

Oh, you don't consider Catholics to be Christians? Refresh my memory, who compiled the Bible?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you rip your music from Youtube videos? Please, tell me all about futures of internet piracy.

Oh, you rip your music from Youtube videos? Please, tell me all about futures of internet piracy.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to a 4/20 party? You're going to meet so many movers and shakers.

Oh, you're going to a 4/20 party? You're going to meet so many movers and shakers.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you stay up all night every night cramming for finals? Please, tell me all about how much information you retain long-term.

Oh, you stay up all night every night cramming for finals? Please, tell me all about how much information you retain long-term.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you say the lightning is moving over campus right now. Tell me about how much of a meteorologist you are.

Oh, you say the lightning is moving over campus right now. Tell me about how much of a meteorologist you are.  Condescending Wonka

so you bought a 'dj' midi controller with a sync button and virtual dj from ebay tell me all about your new found worldly dj skills

so you bought a 'dj' midi controller with a sync button and virtual dj from ebay tell me all about your new found worldly dj skills  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're favorite Foxy Shazam song is "I like it?" You must be their biggest fan

Oh, you're favorite Foxy Shazam song is
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