Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had an out of body experience? When you looked down, could you see you were full of shit?

Oh, you had an out of body experience? When you looked down, could you see you were full of shit?  Condescending Wonka

You use instagram on all your photos? Please tell me more about your love for all things vintage

You use instagram on all your photos? Please tell me more about your love for all things vintage  Condescending Wonka

Oh you own a Le Corbusier chair? I already Pinned that

Oh you own a                    Le Corbusier chair? I already Pinned that   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you post motivational quotes as your Facebook status? Your ability to copy and paste is uncanny and motivational in itself.

Oh, you post motivational quotes as your Facebook status?  Your ability to copy and paste is uncanny and motivational in itself.  Condescending Wonka

oh so you got drunk last night? please inform all of facebook about how hungover you are and how you can't remember anything.

oh so you got drunk last night? please inform all of facebook about how hungover you are and how you can't remember anything.  Condescending Wonka

Iced Earth at Banglore Open Air? Tell me all about how you've loved them since the last 5 years.

Iced Earth at Banglore Open Air? Tell me all about how you've loved them since the last 5 years.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your parents pay for your private educatuion, your phone bill, your car and it's insurance? please continue telling me how much of a shit life you have.

Oh, your parents pay for your private educatuion, your phone bill, your car and it's insurance? please continue telling me how much of a shit life you have.  Condescending Wonka

you've never been to band camp? please continue to make perverted comments to me about playing the flute.

you've never been to band camp? please continue to make perverted comments to me about playing the flute.  Condescending Wonka

So you retook calculus II twice Tell me more on how that "shits easy bro"

So you retook calculus II twice Tell me more on how that

Oh really? is that so? do go on! so please tell me...how many festivals have you been to again??? i thought so

Oh really? is that so? do go on! so please tell me...how many festivals have you been to again???  i thought so  Condescending Wonka
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