Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a psychology major? Please tell me how to live my life.

Oh, you're a psychology major? Please tell me how to live my life.  Condescending Wonka

You go to Michigan Tech? You must go on a lot of dates

You go to Michigan Tech? You must go on a lot of dates  Condescending Wonka

Oh, youre going to stagecoach? That totally means you have to pretend to be a cowboy while youre there.

Oh, youre going to stagecoach? That totally means you have to pretend to be a cowboy while youre there.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you saw an awesome wonka meme? i'm sure it will be just as funny when you describe it to me

Oh you saw an awesome wonka meme? i'm sure it will be just as funny when you describe it to me  Condescending Wonka

You wear "just do it" shirts and nike high socks? You must be a god at sports

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So, you threw a tantrum on some relative's Christian facebook post? No, certainly, advertise to all of us how you took the high road there.

So, you threw a tantrum on some relative's Christian facebook post? No, certainly, advertise to all of us how you took the high road there.  Condescending Wonka

Decidiste darle otra oportunidad a tu marido infiel cuentame , ?que se siente compartirlo con otras mujeres?

Decidiste darle otra oportunidad a tu marido infiel cuentame , ?que se siente compartirlo con otras mujeres?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've never watched an episode of Jersey Shore? You must be SO well educated.

Oh, you've never watched an episode of Jersey Shore? You must be SO well educated.  Condescending Wonka

So ur gonna like act a cunt when u ring me up? Let's make it a large mocha w/ heavy cream & extra 12 pumps of syrup. + Whipped cream, chocolate sauce & rainbow sprinkles on top. WRONG! This tastes like 11 pumps NOW DO IT AGAIN

So ur gonna like 
act a cunt when u ring me up? Let's make it a large mocha w/ heavy cream & extra 12 pumps of syrup.
+ Whipped cream, chocolate sauce & rainbow sprinkles on top. WRONG! This tastes like 11 pumps NOW DO IT AGAIN  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're speedo fell off? try knocking lightpoles down for a change

Oh you're speedo fell off? try knocking lightpoles down for a change  Condescending Wonka
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