Condescending Wonka

Pandora shows a 30 second advertisement every 3 songs? That must be torture

Pandora shows a 30 second advertisement every 3 songs? That must be torture  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're in Baking for Culinary? You must know everything about baking now

Oh, You're in Baking for Culinary? You must know everything about baking now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got into your comunnity college?!?! want a cookie?

Oh, you got into your comunnity college?!?! want a cookie?  Condescending Wonka

So you grew up in the 90s? Please, ask me if I remember things every child was exposed to during that decade

So you grew up in the 90s? Please, ask me if I remember things every child was exposed to during that decade  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're giving up red meat for lent? That's quite the sacrifice, compared to your so-called savior.

Oh, you're giving up red meat for lent? That's quite the sacrifice, compared to your so-called savior.  Condescending Wonka

Come at me bro Let's see what you've got

Come at me bro Let's see what you've got  Condescending Wonka

Oh, 13 and You listen to bad brains You must know what hardcore is

Oh, 13 and You listen to bad brains You must know what hardcore is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your ben berke? please tell me how seychelles is better than the united states

Oh, your ben berke? please tell me how seychelles is better than the united states  Condescending Wonka

Whats your girlfriends name from ukiah? Oh I fucked her in high school. Twice.

Whats your girlfriends name from ukiah? Oh I fucked her in high school. Twice.  Condescending Wonka

I see you are wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses, your band must be so rock 'n' roll. Oh wait, you don't have a band?

I see you are wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses, your band must be so rock 'n' roll. Oh wait, you don't have a band?  Condescending Wonka
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