Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you say you're a music fan who listens to a little bit of Everything? Please, tell me about your collection of illegally downloaded pop, hip-hop, r&b, and country hit singles.

Oh, so you say you're a music fan who listens to a little bit of Everything? Please, tell me about your collection of illegally downloaded pop, hip-hop, r&b, and country hit singles.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're going to set off fireworks way after the 4th of july? please, tell me how many pieces you want to be chopped into when you wake my children.

Oh you're going to set off fireworks way after the 4th of july? please, tell me how many pieces you want to be chopped into when you wake my children.  Condescending Wonka

The US is giving $25,000 to the Olympic gold medal winners who spend their entire lives training. Please, tell me more how that is fair compared to all of the checks/food stamps we give to people who willingly do nothing.

The US is giving $25,000 to the Olympic gold medal winners who spend their entire lives training. Please, tell me more how that is fair compared to all of the checks/food stamps we give to people who willingly do nothing.  Condescending Wonka

Honest, I didn't even notice you were obese I was focused on your punk rock haircut

Honest, I didn't even notice you were obese  I was focused on your punk rock haircut  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're winning this argument? tell me more about it while you keep interupting me.

Oh you're winning this argument? tell me more about it while you keep interupting me.  Condescending Wonka

You're crusading to rid Facebook of dark humour ? I'm sure the world will become a more open and pleasant place to be for all your efforts.

You're crusading to rid Facebook of dark humour ? I'm sure the world will become a more open and pleasant place to be for all your efforts.  Condescending Wonka

Avril Lavigne is engaged to that douchebag from Nickelback? Explain this "sanctity of marriage" thing to me one more time, please.

Avril Lavigne is engaged to that douchebag from Nickelback? Explain this

So Lance Armstrong is innocent because he has passed numerous drug tests in the past? tell me more about how this makes it impossible for him to fail a future one?

So Lance Armstrong is innocent because he has passed numerous drug tests in the past? tell me more about how this makes it impossible for him to fail a future one?  Condescending Wonka

Wear plaid to pla mor You must be new here.

Wear plaid to pla mor You must be new here.  Condescending Wonka

yes, please tell me how far superior you are to me since you're not a college freshman anymore

yes, please tell me how far superior you are to me since you're not a college freshman anymore   Condescending Wonka
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