Condescending Wonka

So you re-posted a status about a significant moral issue? You must be a more caring person than I am

So you re-posted a status about a significant moral issue? You must be a more caring person than I am  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're posting about the Phillies on Facebook? tell me how big of a fan you were prior to 2008.

Oh, you're posting about the Phillies on Facebook? tell me how big of a fan you were prior to 2008.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you work for the berkeley poetry review? you must know exactly how to run a newspaper

oh, you work for the berkeley poetry review? you must know exactly how to run a newspaper  Condescending Wonka

You think this pre-game won't become the actual party? I guess you've never been to muhlenberg before

You think this pre-game won't become the actual party? I guess you've never been to muhlenberg before  Condescending Wonka

You tap your fingers on the steering wheel to the beat? You must be so musically inclined.

You tap your fingers on the steering wheel to the beat? You must be so musically inclined.  Condescending Wonka

It's snowing in Frostburg? You must be so surprised...

It's snowing in Frostburg? You must be so surprised...  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have v-tec? That must mean your super fast.

Oh you have v-tec? That must mean your super fast.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw that TED talk on global warming? You must be so well informed.

Oh, you saw that TED talk on global warming? You must be so well informed.   Condescending Wonka

Oh your name is Lydia? That sounds JUST like chlamydia

Oh your name is Lydia? That sounds JUST like chlamydia  Condescending Wonka

You haven't seen your boyfriend in two days? Please tell me how much you miss him...

You haven't seen your boyfriend in two days? Please tell me how much you miss him...  Condescending Wonka
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