Condescending Wonka

Oh, did someone spit a really good bar let me think of something witty and imaginative to say after it, hmmm... "WHAT ELSE"

Oh, did someone spit a really good bar let me think of something witty and imaginative to say after it, hmmm...

im so glad snookie is pregnant its so hard to come about oompa loompas now a days

im so glad snookie is pregnant  its so hard to come about oompa loompas now a days   Condescending Wonka

So, you lift weights? I like your spaghetti strap tank top, Bro...

So, you lift weights? I like your spaghetti strap tank top, Bro...  Condescending Wonka

oh, you only got 5 hours of sleep last night? how adorable

oh, you only got 5 hours of sleep last night? how adorable  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you play Hofstra Quidditch You must be here on an athletic scholarship

Oh, you play Hofstra Quidditch You must be here on an athletic scholarship  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your facebook feed is clogged with posts about kony? tell me how cool you are to not care about african children

Oh, your facebook feed is clogged with posts about kony? tell me how cool you are to not care about african children  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a Planet Fitness sticker on your car You must be quite the athlete

Oh, you have a Planet Fitness sticker on your car You must be quite the athlete
  Condescending Wonka

The religion your parents taught you as a child is the one true religion? What a coincidence

The religion your parents taught you as a child is the one true religion? What a coincidence  Condescending Wonka

SO YOU DRIVE A HYBRID CAR? PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT how youR an environmentalist

SO YOU DRIVE A HYBRID CAR? PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT how youR an environmentalist   Condescending Wonka

Ti prego Carpino, insegnami ad essere ribelle come te.

Ti prego Carpino, insegnami ad essere ribelle come te.  Condescending Wonka
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