Condescending Wonka

Your facebook got hacked? tell me about how you leave your iphone logged in to your account all the time

Your facebook got hacked? tell me about how you leave your iphone logged in to your account all the time  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're into metal? Let me guess, you just don't like the hard vocals?

Oh, you're into metal? Let me guess, you just don't like the hard vocals?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you live in the global scholars hall? please tell me more about how much better than bean it is

Oh you live in the global scholars hall? please tell me more about how much better than bean it is  Condescending Wonka

So you watched the Seahawks win tonight? Tell me more about how many nfl games you've refereed

So you watched the Seahawks win tonight? Tell me more about how many nfl games you've refereed    Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you made plans with your friends on your girlfriend's birthday? Tell me more about how awesome she thinks you are

Oh, so you made plans with your friends on your girlfriend's birthday? Tell me more about how awesome she thinks you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you started Kevin Kolb in Fantasy? I bet your team is gonna have a lot of points this week!

Oh, you started Kevin Kolb in Fantasy? I bet your team is gonna have a lot of points this week!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you think you have swag? Please, tell me more about all the girls you've been with

Oh, so you think you have swag? Please, tell me more about all the girls you've been with  Condescending Wonka

Bayonets are outdated? You must know so much about the military.

Bayonets are outdated? You must know so much about the military.  Condescending Wonka

That awkward moment when.. nobody cares about your awkward moment :P

That awkward moment when.. nobody cares about your awkward moment :P  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are in a Sorority/Fraternity tell me more about how you bought friends

Oh you are in a Sorority/Fraternity  tell me more about how you bought friends  Condescending Wonka
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