Condescending Wonka

That's a cool spoiler on your eclipse you must win so many street races

That's a cool spoiler on your eclipse
 you must win so many street races  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an 17 year old girl and call your boyfriend your "hubby? Please tell me how "meaningful" your relationship is

Oh, you're an 17 year old girl and call your boyfriend your

oh, you're a parent? please tell me more about your selfless heroism.

oh, you're a parent? please tell me more about your selfless heroism.  Condescending Wonka

Your 97 Acura Integra sounds like it has baseball cards in its spokes. I bet you win so many races.

Your 97 Acura Integra sounds like it has baseball cards in its spokes.  I bet you win so many races.  Condescending Wonka

oh you took my hat and are wearing it now? how quirky and cute of you

oh you took my hat and are wearing it now? how quirky and cute of you   Condescending Wonka

SHE TEXTED ME HEYY WITH TWO Y'S SHE WANTS THE DICK

SHE TEXTED ME HEYY WITH TWO Y'S SHE WANTS THE DICK  Condescending Wonka

LoL is the most stressing thing in your life You must have a very difficult life

LoL is the most stressing thing in your life
 You must have a very difficult life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you miss Ronald Reagan? You must have been really into politics as a toddler.

Oh, you miss Ronald Reagan? You must have been really into politics as a toddler.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your name means 'Princess' in Hebrew fitting

Oh, your name means 'Princess' in Hebrew fitting   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you weave in and out of lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get home so much faster than everyone else.

Oh, you weave in and out of lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get home so much faster than everyone else.  Condescending Wonka
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