Condescending Wonka

Oh, you remembered kurt cobain's birthday? tell me more about how much his death affected you when you were four.

Oh, you remembered kurt cobain's birthday? tell me more about how much his death affected you when you were four.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you love lava lamps? please ask me again if i have any i want to give away

oh, you love lava lamps? please ask me again if i have any i want to give away  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are going to FIDM? I asked them to design my wardrobe. YIKES.

Oh, you are going to FIDM? I asked them to design my wardrobe. YIKES.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your a mac user? Please tell me about how you don't get viruses.

Oh your a mac user? Please tell me about how you don't get viruses.  Condescending Wonka

OH, You love music Please take the next hour to tell me all the concerts you have been to

OH, You love music Please take the next hour to tell me all the concerts you have been to  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't "steal" music, you "share" it? I'm sure that the jury will be really sympathetic with your kindergarten social skills

Oh, you don't

Oh, you're a teacher? please, keep talking about how much of your own money you spend on school supplies

Oh, you're a teacher? please, keep talking about how much of your own money you spend on school supplies  Condescending Wonka

You dont believe in silly superstitions? It must not fly with your karma

You dont believe in silly superstitions? It must not fly with your karma  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you watched ancient aliens once so when do your people return from alderaan

oh, so you watched ancient aliens once  so when do your people return from alderaan  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in high school and you use the saying "back in the day"? I bet you know everything there is to know about life...

Oh, you're in high school and you use the saying
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