Condescending Wonka

You like to have a clean house? Please, tell me all about your struggles with obsessive compulsive disorder.

You like to have a clean house? Please, tell me all about your struggles with obsessive compulsive disorder.   Condescending Wonka

You liked a photo on Facebook of jesus and the devil arm wrestling because the caption told you to if you wanted JEsus to win? WOW! What a devout Christian you are! Please further explain to me about your faith and how you're not going to hell now

You liked a photo on Facebook of jesus and the devil arm wrestling because the caption told you to if you wanted JEsus to win? WOW! What a devout Christian you are! Please further explain to me about your faith and how you're not going to hell now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You smoke cigarettes? You must be so badass.

Oh, You smoke cigarettes? You must be so badass.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to church on Easter? Please, tell me more about your devotion to Christ

Oh, you went to church on Easter?  Please, tell me more about your devotion to Christ  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're Natalie Olberding? Please continue to act like you haven't had sex with my boyfriend.

Oh you're Natalie Olberding? Please continue to act like you haven't had sex with my boyfriend.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're going to Alesso at club Fur? Tell more about how you're gonna crush the dance floor

Oh you're going to Alesso at club Fur? Tell more about how you're gonna crush the dance floor  Condescending Wonka

Oh you block people on social networking sites to deal with your problems? You must be so mature

Oh you block people on social networking sites to deal with your problems? You must be so mature  Condescending Wonka

wow you aim your pistol sideways? please tell me more about how that improves your accuracy

wow you aim your pistol sideways? please tell me more about how that improves your accuracy  Condescending Wonka

You saw Converge last night? Please, tell me again how 'perfect' you thought it was

You saw Converge last night? Please, tell me again how 'perfect' you thought it was   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from New York? Please, tell me how great New York is and how you think Charlotte sucks.

Oh, you're from New York? Please, tell me how great New York is and how you think Charlotte sucks.  Condescending Wonka
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