Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink water out of a protein shaker? You must work out a lot

Oh, you drink water out of a protein shaker? You must work out a lot  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear under armour on your whole body? Please enlighten me on how that makes you more athletic

Oh you wear under armour on your whole body? Please enlighten me on how that makes you more athletic  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you tell people it's time to get a watch when they ask you the time? You are quite the comedian

Oh, you tell people it's time to get a watch when they ask you the time? You are quite the comedian  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 40 but you act like you're 20 Please, continue to try and act cool because all us actual 20 year olds are totally buying it

Oh, you're 40 but you act like you're 20 Please, continue to try and act cool because all us actual 20 year olds are totally buying it  Condescending Wonka

Oh so your subwoofer is so loud it makes your car vibrate? You must know so much about auto electronics

Oh so your subwoofer is so loud it makes your car vibrate? You must know so much about auto electronics  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're bringing in a lefty to face David Ortiz? Please, let me know how that goes.

Oh, you're bringing in a lefty to face David Ortiz? Please, let me know how that goes.  Condescending Wonka

So you attract women with your wrestling knowledge? They must be keepers

So you attract women with your wrestling knowledge? They must be keepers  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you're making your parents go broke buying all your car parts. Tell me how rough your life is.

Oh,you're making your parents go broke buying all your car parts. Tell me how rough your life is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a junior in high school? please tell me more about how bad your "senioritis" is

Oh, you're a junior in high school? please tell me more about how bad your

Oh, so you score with one timers on nhl '12? You must be so good

Oh, so you score with one timers on nhl '12?  You must be so good   Condescending Wonka
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