Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're wearing sperry's, a polo hat, and your have clippers? please share your infinite livestock wisdom

Oh, You're wearing sperry's, a polo hat, and your have clippers? please share your infinite livestock wisdom  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're studying to be a music major? You must really want to go somewhere

Oh, you're studying to be a music major? You must really want to go somewhere  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I see you have a tattoo on your lower back? You must be saving yourself for marriage.

Oh, I see you have a tattoo on your lower back? You must be saving yourself for marriage.  Condescending Wonka

So you already preordered the new iPad? Your angry bird playing skills must be phenomenal

So you already preordered the new iPad? Your angry bird playing skills must be phenomenal   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a status about Kony 2012? You must have a heart of gold.

Oh, you made a status about Kony 2012? You must have a heart of gold.   Condescending Wonka

Wow, you put lettered stickers on the windshield of your truck explaining what kind of diesel engine you have? I bet it looks cool parked behind your 150 square foot mobile home.

Wow, you put lettered stickers on the windshield of your truck explaining what kind of diesel engine you have? I bet it looks cool parked behind your 150 square foot mobile home.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear spurs to class? you must be such a real cowboy

Oh, you wear spurs to class? you must be such a real cowboy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you updated your facebook about the thunder, lightning, and rain? You must be a meteorologist.

Oh, you updated your facebook about the thunder, lightning, and rain? You must be a meteorologist.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have 1,300 friends on facebook? i'm sure you have many close personal friends

Oh, you have 1,300 friends on facebook? i'm sure you have many close personal friends  Condescending Wonka

You put a ski rack on your civic? Oh you never been skiing and just think it looks pretty. Fascinating.

You put a ski rack on your civic? Oh you never been skiing and just think it looks pretty. Fascinating.  Condescending Wonka
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