Condescending Wonka

i see you are checking your phone during class You must be quite the popular student

i see you are checking your phone during class You must be quite the popular student  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in DAAP? tell me more about how your classes keep you up all night.

Oh, you're in DAAP? tell me more about how your classes keep you up all night.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a dubstep artist and won 3 grammy's? You must have lots of musical talent.

Oh, you're a dubstep artist and won 3 grammy's? You must have lots of musical talent.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a japanese tattoo You must be so fluent

Oh, you have a japanese tattoo You must be so fluent  Condescending Wonka

You must feel really proud of yourself Letting your fraternity brothers reduce you to shame in hopes that they let you become one of them

You must feel really proud of yourself Letting your fraternity brothers reduce you to shame in hopes that they let you become one of them  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you cost 50 million pounds? you must be scoring regularly for your team

Oh, you cost 50 million pounds? you must be scoring regularly for your team  Condescending Wonka

I See you're married to your friend on Facebook What an outrageous rebel you are.

I See you're married to your friend on Facebook What an outrageous rebel you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you went to Basic training You must be a bad ass

Oh you went to Basic training You must be a bad ass  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a 4.0 K/D in MW3? You must be a professional and experienced gamer, please impart your wisdom upon me

Oh you have a 4.0 K/D in MW3? You must be a professional and experienced gamer, please impart your wisdom upon me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You aren't going to college so that you can focus more on your music career? That will definitely work out in your favor.

Oh, You aren't going to college so that you can focus more on your music career? That will definitely work out in your favor.   Condescending Wonka
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