Condescending Wonka

So you go to purdue? Tell me about the cactus?

So you go to purdue? Tell me about the cactus?  Condescending Wonka

You mean you're going to Flames, Tres, AND THEN the Wagon? Your 21st birthday must be one for the ages

You mean you're going to Flames, Tres, AND THEN the Wagon? Your 21st birthday must be one for the ages  Condescending Wonka

So, you need a transitional image to accept evolution? Sure thing, just bring me a talking snake first.

So, you need a transitional image to accept evolution? Sure thing, just bring me a talking snake first.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you filled out a ncaa bracket? you must know so much about college basketball

Oh, you filled out a ncaa bracket? you must know so much about college basketball  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your parents didn't buy you the car you wanted? Please tell me again how much your life sucks

Oh, your parents didn't buy you the car you wanted? Please tell me again how much your life sucks   Condescending Wonka

Oh so you have a motorcycle? please make it as loud as possible so we all know how cool you are

Oh so you have a motorcycle? please make it as loud as possible so we all know how cool you are  Condescending Wonka

so you're an arrogant science type and think you know everything? Let me tell you how an infinite being created the universe and has a special plan just for me and you

so you're an arrogant science type and think you know everything? Let me tell you how an infinite being created the universe and has a special plan just for me and you  Condescending Wonka

You're Bored At Work? It must be so hard to get paid to surf reddit all day

You're Bored At Work? It must be so hard to get paid to surf reddit all day  Condescending Wonka

oh, you had 18 on your test remind me again how you said you had failed this test

oh, you had 18 on your test remind me again how you said you had failed this test
  Condescending Wonka

"Bitch make me a sandwich"? you must have so many women who want to make you a sandwich

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