Condescending Wonka

So I hear you're nazarene you must have such a great social life

So I hear you're nazarene you must have such a great social life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love dubstep? Please, tell me one artist other than Skrillex.

Oh, you love dubstep? Please, tell me one artist other than Skrillex.  Condescending Wonka

Just got demoted by 1st Sgt? DA 4187 on yo ass!

Just got demoted by 1st Sgt? DA 4187 on yo ass!  Condescending Wonka

Heyyyyy You wanna buy a pizza?

Heyyyyy You wanna buy a pizza?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you run marathons? Tell me about how you don't care how fast you are

Oh, you run marathons? Tell me about how you don't care how fast you are  Condescending Wonka

Wow Brendon, You saw the Movie "Point Break"?! You must know all about undercover agents.

Wow Brendon, You saw the Movie

Oh, your college has a mediocre meme page? Tell me more about how much you hate it

Oh, your college has a mediocre meme page? Tell me more about how much you hate it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You go to med school? Please, continue to tell me how much smarter you are than I

Oh, You go to med school? Please, continue to tell me how much smarter you are than I  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own 3 pairs of Sperry's? you must work on so many boats.

Oh, you own 3 pairs of Sperry's? you must work on so many boats.  Condescending Wonka
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