Condescending Wonka

database sync at 6 o'clock? your dedication will be noted on your performance review

database sync 
at 6 o'clock? your dedication will be noted
on your performance review  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you deleted me off facebook? You showed me

Oh, you deleted me off facebook? You showed me  Condescending Wonka

Ted Cruz wants to preemptively invade Iran which would cost the U.S. trillions of dollars and tens of thousands of lives. Please tell me more about how he is a fiscally conservative "liberty candidate".

Ted Cruz wants to preemptively invade Iran which would cost the U.S. trillions of dollars and tens of thousands of lives.  Please tell me more about how he is a fiscally conservative

Oh,you wear wide brimmed glasses you don't need,and you listen to "Folk" Music and Electronica? You're a "Hipster"...roughly equivalent to "narrow-minded trend trotter".

Oh,you wear wide brimmed glasses you don't need,and you listen to

oh you just graduated bmt? Give me a 341

oh you just graduated bmt? Give me a 341  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your first mosh pit was at nicki minaj tell me more about that wall of death

Oh, your first mosh pit was at nicki minaj tell me more about that wall of death  Condescending Wonka

Oh look, they're having another comedy show in St. Joe. I wonder if their jokes are funnier the 27th time you hear them?

Oh look, they're having another comedy show in St. Joe.
 I wonder if their jokes are funnier the 27th time you hear them?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you want a high floor strip view? So does every other person that has stayed with us the last 7 years!!!

Oh you want a high floor strip view? So does every other person that has stayed with us the last 7 years!!!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you refer to Avicii as Tim Berg? please, tell me more clever jokes

Oh you refer to Avicii as Tim Berg? please, tell me more clever jokes  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you feel oppressed because your parents don't let you date? please tell me what all your ex-boyfriends/male friends think about that...

Oh, you feel oppressed because your parents don't let you date? please tell me what all your ex-boyfriends/male friends think about that...  Condescending Wonka
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