Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to use semicolons instead of commas "whenever it feels right"? Please continue to do so - it saves me so much time when I'm pondering whether to take you seriously as an expert.

Oh, you like to use semicolons instead of commas

Wow, you know who Tim thomas and Zdeno Chara are. Tell me more about how broken hearted you are that they lost.

Wow, you know who Tim thomas and Zdeno Chara are. Tell me more about how broken hearted you are that they lost.  Condescending Wonka

So you're a first edition AD&D player? Tell me again about the importance of Bell Curves and "Gygaxian Prose"

So you're a first edition AD&D player? Tell me again about the importance of Bell Curves and

OH, YOU'VE BEEN TO DAYGLOW THE PAST TWO YEARS? PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU REALLY APPRECIATE GOOD MUSIC.

OH, YOU'VE BEEN TO DAYGLOW THE PAST TWO YEARS? PLEASE, 
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU REALLY APPRECIATE GOOD MUSIC.  Condescending Wonka

You make fun of real madrid for losing in penalties? Tell me again how thats worst than being scored on by torres?

You make fun of real madrid for losing in penalties? Tell me again how thats worst than being scored on by torres?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an Alestorm fan? Please name 3 other songs than Death Throes of the Terror Squid.

Oh, you're an Alestorm fan? Please name 3 other songs than Death Throes of the Terror Squid.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in the Lakeviews Laker spotlight? you must be so happy to finally prove your haters wrong

Oh, you're in the Lakeviews Laker spotlight? you must be so happy to finally prove your haters wrong  Condescending Wonka

oh, you like to drink and party? You must be very intersting.

oh, you like to drink and party? You must be very intersting.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can't afford a MAC? Please tell me how your PC is just as good

Oh, you can't afford a MAC? Please tell me how your PC is just as good  Condescending Wonka

oh you clicked "like" on that persons photo for a prayer? You probably single-handedly saved their life.

oh you clicked
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