Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a bad bitch? I bet your parents are so proud of you.

Oh, so you're a bad bitch?  I bet your parents are so proud of you.  Condescending Wonka

So, you think women belong in the kitchen Tell me how your dating life has been. Caption 3 goes here

So, you think women belong in the kitchen Tell me how your dating life has been.  Caption 3 goes here  Condescending Wonka

Yes yes, Alabama won in football. Kentucky won in basketball. Tell me more about your degree from "University of SEC"

Yes yes, Alabama won in football. Kentucky won in basketball. Tell me more about your degree from

Oh, you feel nostalgic for cartoons from when you were 8? I bet your life must be so melancholy sometimes.

Oh, you feel nostalgic for cartoons from when you were 8? I bet your life must be so melancholy sometimes.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought new Jordans but missed your last 9 child support payments? At least you have your priorities straight.

Oh, you bought new Jordans but missed your last 9 child support payments? At least you have your priorities straight.  Condescending Wonka

well, hello handsome

 well, hello handsome  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're definitely going to Coachella next year Who fucking cares

Oh, so you're definitely going to Coachella next year Who fucking cares   Condescending Wonka

you want to convince me you're going to heaven for believing something i dont? here's a gun. send me a postcard.

you want to convince me you're going to heaven for believing something i dont? here's a gun. send me a postcard.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a music maker? You must be a dreamer of dreams.

Oh, you're a music maker? You must be a dreamer of dreams.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a big muffler? Your piece of shit civic must be so fast.

Oh you have a big muffler? Your piece of shit civic must be so fast.  Condescending Wonka
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