Condescending Wonka

Triste pq nao tem ingresso para o desfile de carnaval? Me manda uma mensagem que resolvo seu Problema!

Triste pq nao tem ingresso para o desfile de carnaval? Me manda uma mensagem que resolvo seu Problema!  Condescending Wonka

You get wheatgrass shots at jamba juice? Tell me more about your healthy lifestyle

You get wheatgrass shots at jamba juice? Tell me more about your healthy lifestyle   Condescending Wonka

Oh you took a black-and-white picture of a dandelion and edited it on your mac? Your photographic skills must be far superior to those of a teenage girl

Oh you took a black-and-white picture of a dandelion and edited it on your mac? Your photographic skills must be far superior to those of a teenage girl  Condescending Wonka

Hmm, no, what's that? Oh, no, I just love hearing all about your cats and children.

Hmm, no, what's that? Oh, no, I just love hearing all about your cats and children.  Condescending Wonka

you Self diagnosed insomnia? you must have nicole bosse on your mind

you Self diagnosed insomnia? you must have  nicole bosse on your mind  Condescending Wonka

You go to community college, you don't say? I bet that associates degree in english will really pay off.

You go to community college, you don't say? I bet that associates degree in english will really pay off.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a tervis tumbler? I didn't know adults needed sippy cups

Oh, you have a tervis tumbler? I didn't know adults needed sippy cups  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you quote round dance lyrics on your fb updates? You must be an amazingly gifted singer.

Oh, you quote round dance lyrics on your fb updates? You must be an amazingly gifted singer.   Condescending Wonka

Oh! 9gag and troll-isms are starting to become popular Tell me how they have been negatively affecting you

Oh! 9gag and troll-isms are starting to become popular Tell me how they have been negatively affecting you  Condescending Wonka

Oh snap! You put your grocery list on your iPad. You must be rich and important.

Oh snap! You put your grocery list on your iPad.  You must be rich and important.  Condescending Wonka
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