Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

You have a terrible hangover? Go on about how you are never going to drink again

You have a terrible hangover? Go on about how you are never going to drink again  Condescending Wonka

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories

your car has a spoiler? Tell me all of your illegal street racing stories  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just got dumped? Please post more "somebody that I used to know" lyrics

Oh you just got dumped?
 Please post more

Oh you hate drama? Please, keep dramatically complaining about it.

Oh you hate drama? Please, keep dramatically complaining about it.   Condescending Wonka

You play guitar in an indie band and listen to "all types" of music? enlighten me with your musical expertise.

You play guitar in an indie band and listen to

Oh, you're upset Lance Armstrong cheated? Please tell me how much you cared about competitive cycling before?

Oh, you're upset Lance Armstrong cheated? Please tell me how much you cared about competitive cycling before?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are out with your girlfriends? Please, mobile upload all your shenanigans on Facebook

Oh you are out with your girlfriends? Please, mobile upload all your shenanigans on Facebook  Condescending Wonka

Oh you own a nikon? You must be a great photographer.

Oh you own a nikon? You must be a great photographer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are a white Christian living in America? please tell me how I was brainwashed into being an atheist

Oh you are a white Christian living in America? please tell me how I was brainwashed into being an atheist  Condescending Wonka
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