Condescending Wonka

You celebrate your birthday twice in one year? Well aren't you just fucking special

You celebrate your birthday twice in one year? Well aren't you just fucking special  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you pirate music tell me more about how you're just like Mozart

Oh, you pirate music tell me more about how you're just like Mozart  Condescending Wonka

Oh, all your teenage room mates have boyfriends? They must be truly in love and would never break up

Oh, all your teenage room mates have boyfriends? They must be truly in love and would never break up  Condescending Wonka

You paid only $15 for that Thai hooker? I hope you weren't surprised when you found "her" penis.

You paid only $15 for that Thai hooker? I hope you weren't surprised when you found

Oh, you bought a badass cummins built by someone else? Please tell me more about how your diesel performance shop built it and your on a pullin team with the baddest pullin truck around

Oh, you bought a badass cummins built by someone else? Please tell me more about how your diesel performance shop built it and your on a pullin team with the baddest pullin truck around   Condescending Wonka

Oh! You're done with all your finals? Let me stop doing MacGamut so I can hear all about it!

Oh! You're done with all your finals?
 Let me stop doing MacGamut so I can hear all about it!  Condescending Wonka

¿Te escondiste en el sanitario de la IBERO? Por favor cuentame mas de como afrontar los problemas de un pais.

¿Te escondiste en el sanitario de la IBERO?
 Por favor cuentame mas de como afrontar los problemas de un pais.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Atheism is a religion? Show me their churches.

Oh, Atheism is a religion? Show me their churches.  Condescending Wonka

Pearl Jam sound like Nickelback? That's adorable

Pearl Jam sound like Nickelback? That's adorable  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I am sorry, you didn't practice this weeekend for your playing test? Let me know how you do today.

Oh, I am sorry, you didn't practice this weeekend for your playing test? Let me know how you do today.  Condescending Wonka
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