Condescending Wonka

please go on about how much you love Coughlan Your logic makes complete sense on why you decided to destroy the house

please go on about how much you love Coughlan Your logic makes complete sense on why you decided to destroy the house  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have an iphone? You must be like the coolest person ever

Oh you have an iphone? You must be like the coolest person ever  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you make political comments in class that have nothing to do with the topic you are teaching

Oh so you make political comments in class that have nothing to do with the topic you are teaching  Condescending Wonka

oh you are 18 and listen to gorilla biscuits? please tell me more about how post 80's hardcore sucks

oh you are 18 and listen to gorilla biscuits?
 please tell me more about how post 80's hardcore sucks  Condescending Wonka

You believe the Earth was created in 7 days and the 1st woman was created from the rib of the 1st man please tell me again how insane scientologists are

You believe the Earth was created in 7 days and the 1st woman was created from the rib of the 1st man please tell me again how insane scientologists are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have boat shoes on Do you think you could teach me to sail?

Oh, you have boat shoes on Do you think you could teach me to sail?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a newer phone than me? Please, go on and on about it like it's a gift from God that I can even look at it.

Oh, you have a newer phone than me? Please, go on and on about it like it's a gift from God that I can even look at it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were a blackhawks fan before they got good? wait, no you weren't. Fuck you.

Oh, you were a blackhawks fan before they got good? wait, no you weren't. Fuck you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw an RA so you ran back into your room and told everyone to be quiet? Please, tell me more about your "Quiet Study Party"

Oh, you saw an RA so you ran back into your room and told everyone to be quiet? Please, tell me more about your

oh, you've been in prison? tell me more about how rape is a bigger problem for men than it is for women.

oh, you've been in prison? tell me more about how rape is a bigger problem for men than it is for women.  Condescending Wonka
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