Condescending Wonka

Oh you sent j-me nudes? Please tell me more about how she fisted you

Oh you sent j-me nudes? Please tell me more about how she fisted you  Condescending Wonka

oh, You get mad at me for not responding to your texts while driving, when texting and driving is illegal in this state and kills thousands each year? Wow, you really must care about me.

oh, You get mad at me for not responding to your texts while driving, when texting and driving is illegal in this state and kills thousands each year? Wow, you really must care about me.  Condescending Wonka

so, you dance on a longboard i guess doing something cool on your board would be a wast of time

so, you dance on a longboard i guess doing something cool on your board would be a wast of time  Condescending Wonka

Oh you read a daily horoscope? Please tell me how it perfectly describes you

Oh you read a daily horoscope?  Please tell me how it perfectly describes you  Condescending Wonka

Oh You're from Interlachen Tell me all about the drugs and teen pregnancies.Better yet tell me where that's at

Oh You're from Interlachen Tell me all about the drugs and teen pregnancies.Better yet tell me where that's at  Condescending Wonka

Oh you ran the color run? You must be in such good shape

Oh you ran the color run? You must be in such good shape  Condescending Wonka

You saw me on the daily show tonight? Well aren't you so hip

You saw me on the daily show tonight? Well aren't you so hip   Condescending Wonka

Oh you follow a twitter account with my name please tell me all of your favorite condescending jokes

Oh you follow a twitter account with my name   please tell me all of your favorite condescending jokes  Condescending Wonka

You're skipping school on good Friday? You must be so religious. God, bless your heart.

You're skipping school on good Friday?  You must be so religious. God, bless your heart.  Condescending Wonka

You have a GoPro? Tell me more about how you are a professional athlete

You have a GoPro? Tell me more about how you are a professional athlete  Condescending Wonka
Like us for More!