Condescending Wonka

You're from the eastern suburbs and going to North Melbourne for the first time? Please tell me more about how you're not afraid.

You're from the eastern suburbs and going to North Melbourne for the first time? Please tell me more about how you're not afraid.  Condescending Wonka

So I see you have on skinny jeans, a SnapBack, and a sponge bob backpack... You must have swag

So I see you have on skinny jeans, a SnapBack, and a sponge bob backpack... You must have swag  Condescending Wonka

You moderate a "Conservative Christian BDSM" forum on FetLife? Your fetish list must be a hoot.

You moderate a

JORDAN, YOU HATE DRAMA? STOP STARTING IT.

JORDAN, YOU HATE DRAMA? STOP STARTING IT.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, SO I SHOULD SEE THE GONDOLIERS BECAUSE JOE ROREM IS IN IT? TELL ME MORE ON HOW TO BE A TOOL

Oh, SO I SHOULD SEE THE GONDOLIERS BECAUSE JOE ROREM IS IN IT? TELL ME MORE ON HOW TO BE A TOOL  Condescending Wonka

We don't need a Harvard lawyer in the white house? Tell me more about how much you know about your candidate.

We don't need a Harvard lawyer in the white house? Tell me more about how much you know about your candidate.  Condescending Wonka

asi que te gusta la comida china... que se siente comer culos de ratas agridulces??

asi que te gusta la comida china... que se siente comer culos de ratas agridulces??  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're dating a DJ? Tell me more about your committed, exclusive relationship.

Oh, you're dating a DJ? Tell me more about your committed, exclusive relationship.  Condescending Wonka

Unemployed history major tells me about her stupid friend. Tell me all about your stupid friends.

Unemployed history major tells me about her stupid friend. Tell me all about your stupid friends.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're into fitness? Try fitness D*ck in your mouth

Oh, you're into fitness? Try fitness D*ck in your mouth  Condescending Wonka
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