Condescending Wonka

Oh, today is your birthday? You must feel so special

Oh, today is your birthday? You must feel so special  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the bouncer ripped off your dog tags? Please, Tell me how sentimental they were.

Oh, the bouncer ripped off your dog tags? Please, Tell me how sentimental they were.   Condescending Wonka

you used to dance when you were younger? Please tell me how amazing you were...

you used to dance when you were younger? Please tell me how amazing you were...  Condescending Wonka

Why yes, it is raining. How observant of you.

Why yes, it is raining. How observant of you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a Toyota Prius tell me all about Europe

Oh, you drive a Toyota Prius tell me all about Europe  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world  Condescending Wonka

I HEAR YOU DRIVE A RANGE ROVER I bet you go on safari all the time

I HEAR YOU DRIVE A RANGE ROVER I bet you go on safari all the time  Condescending Wonka

You spent 4 hours editing an hour long video? Tell me more about how to have high quality videos.

You spent 4 hours editing an hour long video? Tell me more about how to have high quality videos.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like pie? I like it 3.1415926525779 times more than you do.

Oh, you like pie? I like it 3.1415926525779 times more than you do.  Condescending Wonka

SO DENVER GOT PEYTON MANNING YOU MUST FEEL LIKE YOU GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET

SO DENVER GOT PEYTON MANNING YOU MUST FEEL LIKE YOU GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET  Condescending Wonka
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