Condescending Wonka

Oh you carry a shaker bottle everywhere? you must be getting so huge.

Oh you carry a shaker bottle everywhere? you must be getting so huge.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume

Oh, you have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're 30 years old? banging 21 year olds every weekend must make you feel so young...wait what?

oh, you're 30 years old? banging 21 year olds every weekend must make you feel so young...wait what?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put down that you live in Ventura, Puerto Rico? That's super original.

Oh, you put down that you live in Ventura, Puerto Rico? That's super original.  Condescending Wonka

oh you're from stornoway? Where in ireland is that?

oh you're from stornoway? Where in ireland is that?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you learned to think for yourself? You should make a picture of yourself with your own mediocre quote and post it everywhere

Oh, you learned to think for yourself? You should make a picture of yourself with your own mediocre quote and post it everywhere  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have drama in your life? You should post about it on facebook. I'm sure that will difuse the situation.

Oh you have drama in your life? You should post about it on facebook. I'm sure that will difuse the situation.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you longboard to class? You must be so cool.

Oh, you longboard to class? You must be so cool.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you did DS? You must be so insightful in section.

Oh, you did DS? You must be so insightful in section.  Condescending Wonka

Oh You Have a test You must be So stressed

Oh You Have a test You must be So stressed  Condescending Wonka
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