Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going to skip the B-Day assembly? Enrich me on how to become "bad-ass"

Oh, you're going to skip the B-Day assembly? Enrich me on how to become

Ohh you're a pitbull activist? Tell me more about how you fed yours hair dye!

Ohh you're a pitbull activist? Tell me more about how you fed yours hair dye!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you caught a politician lying? Please tell me more about your amazing political prowess

Oh, you caught a politician lying? Please tell me more about your amazing political prowess  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've decided to talk shit through your bbm status Please explain again why u think ur not a pussy

Oh, you've decided to talk shit through your bbm status  Please explain again why u think ur not a pussy  Condescending Wonka

you wanna bitch about the north and the hurricane You must be soooo great in the snow florida

you wanna bitch about the north and the hurricane You must be soooo great in the snow florida  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to secede? Please tell me how patriotic you are.

Oh, you want to secede? Please tell me how patriotic you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it's your birthday? You must want a big booty hoe.

Oh, it's your birthday? You must want a big booty hoe.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're suffering massive internal bleeding? Tell me again how I should get you to the hospital.

Oh, you're suffering massive internal bleeding? Tell me again how I should get you to the hospital.  Condescending Wonka

Texas A&M's quarterback is the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy Please, tell me more about how the Aggies can't compete in the SEC.

Texas A&M's quarterback is the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy Please, tell me more about how the Aggies can't compete in the SEC.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You posted on "Today I Learned"? Tell me more about your ability to read.

Oh, You posted on
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