Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're wearing WSU gear in the U-District? You must be so rebellious.

Oh, You're wearing WSU gear in the U-District? You must be so rebellious.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Is that a flat bill hat you're wearing with a suit? I bet it goes really well with all the ladies you are getting, huh?

Oh, Is that a flat bill hat you're wearing with a suit? I bet it goes really well with all the ladies you are getting, huh?  Condescending Wonka

The clitoris is just a small penis

The clitoris is just a small penis   Condescending Wonka

In 3 years You've had 3 iPhones that do the same exact thing Please tell me more about how revolutionary Apple products are

In 3 years You've had 3 iPhones that do the same exact thing Please tell me more about how revolutionary Apple products are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you smoke pot? You must be the most entertaining and artistic person in your circle of friends.

Oh, you smoke pot? You must be the most entertaining and artistic person in your circle of friends.  Condescending Wonka

A guy doesn't like you back? Oh, that must be awful, tell me more.

A guy doesn't like you back? Oh, that must be awful, tell me more.  Condescending Wonka

you graduated from The evergreen state college? Have you tried occupying a bath and a job?

you graduated from The evergreen state college? Have you tried occupying a bath and a job?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you like cats? good cause i've got one hairy pussy for you

Oh you like cats? good cause i've got one hairy pussy for you  Condescending Wonka

So, you hate Conservatives, Christians, Republicans, Libertarians and rich people? Tell me more about how open minded and tolerant you are.

So, you hate Conservatives, Christians, Republicans, Libertarians and rich people? Tell me more about how open minded and tolerant you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you dated a freakishly intelligent, beautiful, bipolar, schizophrenic, promiscuous, homicidal, vampire chick. please tell me more about how shocked you are it ended badly.

Oh, so you dated a freakishly intelligent, beautiful, bipolar, schizophrenic, promiscuous, homicidal, vampire chick.  please tell me more about how shocked you are it ended badly.  Condescending Wonka
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