Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 13, bipolar, bisexual, hyper, and random? Tell me more about how "rawr" means "i love you"

Oh, you're 13, bipolar, bisexual, hyper, and random? Tell me more about how

Oh, You just posted a 30 minute video about "Kony 2012"? you must know so much about Uganda

Oh, You just posted a 30 minute video about

I'm old I don't know what am doing

I'm old I don't know what am doing  Condescending Wonka

Oh, the Chicago skyline is your cover photo? Tell me more about how you're actually from the suburbs

Oh, the Chicago skyline is your cover photo? Tell me more about how you're actually from the suburbs   Condescending Wonka

oh, so you changed your own oil? you must be a expert mechanic now

oh, so you changed your own oil? you must be a expert mechanic now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You only got 6 hours of sleep last night? You must be so tired.

Oh, You only got 6 hours of sleep last night? You must be so tired.  Condescending Wonka

You lived in Hogle freshman year? You must have partied so hard

You lived in Hogle freshman year? You must have partied so hard  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I'm sorry. Are my political posts bothering you? I just figured choosing the next leader of our country was worth a little discussion. By all means, show me another picture of your dinner.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are my political posts bothering you? I just figured choosing 
the next leader of our country was
worth a little discussion.
 By all means, show me another picture of your dinner.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can do Blackbirds/All You Can Eats off every single jump imaginable? You must be so good at SSX

Oh, you can do Blackbirds/All You Can Eats off every single jump imaginable? You must be so good at SSX  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate people in greek life? You're so original, please tell me more.

Oh, you hate people in greek life? You're so original, please tell me more.  Condescending Wonka
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