Condescending Wonka

THe president hasn't completely fixed the country in 4 years? Tell me more about how you could do better

THe president hasn't completely fixed the country in 4 years? Tell me more about how you could do better  Condescending Wonka

Oh YOU WEAR SKINNY JEANS, A SNAPBACK, AND GLASSES? PLEASE KEEP TELLING ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON FACEBOOK HOW MUCH "SWAG" YOU HAVE. OH AND REMEMBER YOLO

Oh YOU WEAR SKINNY JEANS, A SNAPBACK, AND GLASSES? PLEASE KEEP TELLING ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON FACEBOOK HOW MUCH

Your Name is amanda todd? Tell me how your life is worse then an ugandan child?

Your Name is amanda todd? Tell me how your life is worse then an ugandan child?  Condescending Wonka

oh, you just got back from burning man? please tell me how tough it is to come back to the real world, but finish making my latte first

oh, you just got back from burning man? please tell me how tough it is to come back to the real world, but finish making my latte first  Condescending Wonka

you play the ukulele? you must be so quirky and unique

you play the ukulele? you must be so quirky and unique  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like Glee? Tell me more on how original they are

Oh, you like Glee? Tell me more on how original they are  Condescending Wonka

your town is famous for that statue? thats funny, I've never heard of your town

your town is famous for that statue? thats funny, I've never heard of your town  Condescending Wonka

Oh so your moving to Melbourne? Your life will be perfect!

Oh so your moving to Melbourne? Your life will be perfect!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a landscape architect? You must mow so many lawns

Oh you're a landscape architect? You must mow so many lawns  Condescending Wonka

Oh, my story had spelling errors? Please continue to tell me how "It's grammar is wrong"

Oh, my story had spelling errors? Please continue to tell me how
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