Condescending Wonka

The new xbox might make it difficult for you to buy used games? Tell me again how awful that must be for you

The new xbox might make it difficult for you to buy used games? Tell me again how awful that must be for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh you watch game of thrones? Tell me again how your favorite character cannot be killed off

Oh you watch game of thrones? Tell me again how your favorite character cannot be killed off  Condescending Wonka

You have bleached hair to match your extensions, a spray tan, botox and breast implants? Tell me again about how you're "keepin it real"

You have bleached hair to match your extensions, a spray tan, botox and breast implants?  Tell me again about how you're

You're a forever alone christian? Have you tried being an asshole?

You're a forever alone christian? Have you tried being an asshole?  Condescending Wonka

You haven't been to a Super Bowl in the last 10 years? that must be terrible

You haven't been to a Super Bowl in the last 10 years? that must be terrible  Condescending Wonka

Your dealer drove across town and gave you a free oz? I'd like to meet this Good guy greg

Your dealer drove across town and gave you a free oz? I'd like to meet this Good guy greg  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a fancy backpack. You must go on soooo many adventures

Oh, you have a fancy backpack. You must go on soooo many adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you speak 7 languages? Please tell me that Xhosa is one of them.

Oh, you speak 7 languages? Please tell me that Xhosa is one of them.  Condescending Wonka

You spent your entire weekend in the library? Your grades must be so much higher than mine.

You spent your entire weekend in the library? Your grades must be so much higher than mine.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You went to the STUB tailgate party? How many root beers did you have?

Oh, You went to the STUB tailgate party? How many root beers did you have?  Condescending Wonka
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