Condescending Wonka

Oh, you checked in at the gym you must be so physically fit

Oh, you checked in at the gym you must be so physically fit  Condescending Wonka

Oh, turn off my device and back on for the 3rd time? are your parents home?

Oh, turn off my device and back on for the 3rd time? are your parents home?  Condescending Wonka

You must not have tried it before. Sigma Juice isn't green.

You must not have tried it before. Sigma Juice isn't green.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you dont like President Obama? Please, tell me how educated you are in his policies.

Oh, you dont like President Obama? Please, tell me how educated you are in his policies.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have swag? That will look great on your resume

Oh, you have swag? That will look great on your resume   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you switched lanes when I'm going to speed limit You must get home SO much faster...

Oh, you switched lanes when I'm going to speed limit  You must get home SO much faster...  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a first year business student at a party school? Please, school me on the economy.

Oh you're a first year business student at a party school? Please, school me on the economy.   Condescending Wonka

You upload shirtless pictures to facebook? The fat women and pedophiles must love you

You upload shirtless pictures to facebook? The fat women and pedophiles must love you  Condescending Wonka

So you like to slut shame? Please tell me how somebody's personal choices affect your life

So you like to slut shame? Please tell me how somebody's personal choices affect your life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought a lottery ticket? Enlighten me on how you think your going to win.

Oh, you bought a lottery ticket? Enlighten me on how you think your going to win.  Condescending Wonka
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