Condescending Wonka

Oh, that new student hit a three-pointer in practice today? Tell us again what a big year this is going to be for Marauder basketball.

Oh, that new student hit a three-pointer in practice today? Tell us again what a big year this is going to be for Marauder basketball.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a few classical music puns How clever and cultured you are

Oh, you made a few classical music puns How clever and cultured you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're an atheist? Please, impress me with your intellectual prowess

Oh, so you're an atheist? Please, impress me with your intellectual prowess  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you only date college athletes? Tell me more about how much of a gold digger you are!

Oh, so you only date college athletes? Tell me more about how much of a gold digger you are!   Condescending Wonka

Oh SO YOUR IN JNR ENTERTAINMENT? YOU MUST DEH PON SKUNT!

Oh SO YOUR IN JNR ENTERTAINMENT? YOU MUST DEH PON SKUNT!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to the gym today? Please tell everybody on Facebook

Oh, you went to the gym today? Please tell everybody on Facebook  Condescending Wonka

Oh, is that a longboard? Please tell me more about how you "used to skateboard"

Oh, is that a longboard? Please tell me more about how you

So she makes your speakers go boom boom? Tell me me more about how you couldn't find anything to rhyme with full moon.

So she makes your speakers go boom boom? Tell me me more about how you couldn't find anything to rhyme with full moon.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made fun of all my favorite stuff? Please tell me how you're obviously the mature one

Oh, you made fun of all my favorite stuff? Please tell me how you're obviously the mature one  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a nasty beard and a stupid faux-hawk... I bet you must be really good at basketball.

Oh, you have a nasty beard and a stupid faux-hawk... I bet you must be really good at basketball.  Condescending Wonka
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