Condescending Literary Pun Dog

that's nice. now please, get out of my sight. you're a hawthorne in my side.

that's nice. now please, get out of my sight. you're a hawthorne in my side.   Condescending Literary Pun Dog

This is an overstatement This is an understatement

This is an overstatement
   This is an understatement  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

these reading glasses are too small they're pynchon my nose

these reading glasses are too small they're pynchon my nose  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

You think I have an oedipus complex? Freud not.

You think I have an oedipus complex? Freud not.   Condescending Literary Pun Dog

did i enjoy "old yeller"? no, dog

did i enjoy

You thought you were getting a normal dog? don't count your dickens before they hatch

You thought you were getting a normal dog? don't count your dickens before they hatch  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

As a pack leader I can honestly say job well done.

As a pack leader I can honestly say job well done.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

You're not interested in philosophy? you kant be serious!

You're not interested in philosophy? you kant be serious!  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

   Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Tricks? I can sit, roll over, play dead, and Shakespeare.

Tricks? I can sit, roll over, play dead, and Shakespeare.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog
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