Condescending Literary Pun Dog

I have a Transylvanian bitch I like to Stoker

I have a Transylvanian bitch
   I like to Stoker  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

I don't cry ounce I Crichton

I don't cry ounce I Crichton  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Don't be such a Philip K dick.

Don't be such a Philip K dick.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

EAT ME! I mean in the American sense of the word, not the Chinese sense of the word...

EAT ME!
   I mean in the American sense of the word, not the Chinese sense of the word...
  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

i think i'm not bad in the sack but I have sometimes been accused of being a bit swift

i think i'm not bad in the sack but I have sometimes been accused of being a bit swift  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Your pen-name is warren Peace? How clever.

Your pen-name is warren Peace? How clever.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

London Calling? I think you mean the Wild.

London Calling? I think you mean the Wild.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Heel? I'm Cummings.

Heel? I'm Cummings.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

chaban is the beckett of today? do you even know watt you're saying

chaban is the beckett of today?
   do you even know watt you're saying  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Pal or pedigree chum? usually i don't get a joyce

Pal or pedigree chum?   usually i don't get a joyce  Condescending Literary Pun Dog
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