Condescending Literary Pun Dog

You've got me Rowling on the floor. J.K.

You've got me Rowling on the floor. J.K.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

The naming of cats? i prefer beowulf

The naming of cats? i prefer beowulf  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Why Don't I want your leftover pizza? Waiting for Good-Dough

Why Don't I want  your  leftover pizza? Waiting for Good-Dough  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Can't decide what to do this weekend? I-Dealy you'd see the good dog.

Can't decide what to do this weekend? I-Dealy you'd see the good dog.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Of course I can comment on Vergil but Aeneid a text in Latin

 Of course I can comment on Vergil  but Aeneid a text in Latin  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Poetry you say? been there, Donne that.

Poetry you say?
   been there, Donne that.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Your Characters are wooden? you mean Subordinate Clauses

Your Characters are wooden?
   you mean Subordinate Clauses  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Biscuit? No thanks. I am thirsty, though. Fetch me a water, please.

Biscuit? No thanks. I am thirsty, though. Fetch me a water, please.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

You -don't- love me as if I were a rose of salt? How neruda you!

You -don't- love me as if I were a rose of salt? How neruda you!  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Im sorry? Ask your mother

Im sorry? Ask your mother  Condescending Literary Pun Dog
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